Is Ball Really Life?

Is ball really life. The most debated theory since Lady Gagas exact genitalia type was questioned. The answer to this long debated question may surprise you. The answer is actually going to surprise me due to the fact that I have put together a total of Zero thought prior to the start of this essay. 

Ball is in fact, life. Little children in Africa have been giving up their daily servings of ground rocks and dirt since the beginning of time, just to play with a soccer ball for one day.These kids will straight kick around a machete for 90 minutes as long as they got a decent game of pickup soccer going. The Earth is what shape again? Oh yeah.....a BALL. 

Some people automatically assume that when someone claims that ball is life, that they mean sports. This is not always true. Some people claim ball is life in reference to the ball of lint in their pocket that they have been saving for a rainy day. 

Most people will argue that ball is life because of the fact that almost 70% of people on Earth have played a sport, watched a sport, or follow a sport in some way. 26 Billion people watched the 2010 Fifa World Cup. Jesus Christ and the Big man himself have actually reincarnated into human form of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick solely because they know ball is life.  People used to spend their Sunday's at church, but now that ball is life, we spend our Sundays posted up on the couch watching Brady tear apart any defense unfortunate enough to be scheduled against him.

 I could throw more facts at you but to be honest there isn't many supporting this statement. I'm pretty sure someone, somewhere has died for ball before though. I'll even mix it up and throw some reverse psychology ish at you. Is Ball NOT Life? Did Kanye wife Kim because of her awesome personality? Nah.